Review: Madras cafe
Ye ek sarcastic review hai.
Madras cafe ek amazing movie hai! Agar tumko life ka most annoying experience experience karna hai, to madras cafe mat watch karo.
maine madras cafe ki several aspects like ki, but sabse most movie ka absolute minimalism. Movie mein saari useless things remove kardi hain.
Secondly, casting: overacting avoid karne ke liye, unhone acting ko hi remove kar diya hai, and cast kiya hai india ke best ko. aur best se main mean karta hoon best mannequins - john abraham and...iske liye ruko... Nargis fakhri! Isse director ko complete freedom milta hai to dictate every facial expression, strings aur special effects use kar ke. (Iska help hua hai ki mannequin hi maker hai)
Firstly (naturally coming after secondly), editing ko remove kiya hai. kuchh-nahi hota hai sequence mein, movie ko ek unique narrative banate hue. Example ke liye, bomb make warne wala sit karta hota hai in his flat, bombs make karte hue, after the terrorists are far away with the bombs, hero-mannequin ka wait karte hue. Brilliant!
Thirdly, script. RAW ka agent kidnap aur expose hone ke after kya karta hai? 'undercover' journalist ke 'disguise' mein terrorist se milne jata hai. Wah wah! Movie ka key plot element hai ek mole. Lekin twist - enemy ko mole ki need kyun thi? Nobody ko pata hai! Awesome! Aisi many things hain, lekin maine apna point already make kiya hai. Scriptwriters... kaun need karta hai unko?
Fourthly, screenplay. Dialogue, storyboard sab passé hai. Agar tumko story tell karni hai, toh hero mannequin se only narrate karwao. Uske JD mein waise bhi acting included nahi hai, at least awaz se apne buck ke liye bang recover karo! Oh, main forget kiya! Buck bhi to usi ka hai!
Fifthly, hindi films ka sabse weak point - hindi. is review ka inspiration I ko movie se hi get hua hai. Maine ye learn kiya, ki agar hindi mein anything likhna hai, to english mein think karo, english mein write karo, aur some words hindi mein translate karo. Ye hai way karne ka!
Bottomline, movie achhi movie ke jaisi only dikhni chahiye. Achhi movie banane ka koi need nahi hai. Jaise ki movie ka crucial plot point - ek mole - pehle hi audience ko reveal kar do, aur end mein dramatically re-reveal karo. Aur ab is review ka sabse bada secret batane ka time come kiya hai:
Is ke liye ruko...
Ye ek sarcastic review hai!!!!!!
Ye ek sarcastic review hai.
Madras cafe ek amazing movie hai! Agar tumko life ka most annoying experience experience karna hai, to madras cafe mat watch karo.
maine madras cafe ki several aspects like ki, but sabse most movie ka absolute minimalism. Movie mein saari useless things remove kardi hain.
Secondly, casting: overacting avoid karne ke liye, unhone acting ko hi remove kar diya hai, and cast kiya hai india ke best ko. aur best se main mean karta hoon best mannequins - john abraham and...iske liye ruko... Nargis fakhri! Isse director ko complete freedom milta hai to dictate every facial expression, strings aur special effects use kar ke. (Iska help hua hai ki mannequin hi maker hai)
Firstly (naturally coming after secondly), editing ko remove kiya hai. kuchh-nahi hota hai sequence mein, movie ko ek unique narrative banate hue. Example ke liye, bomb make warne wala sit karta hota hai in his flat, bombs make karte hue, after the terrorists are far away with the bombs, hero-mannequin ka wait karte hue. Brilliant!
Thirdly, script. RAW ka agent kidnap aur expose hone ke after kya karta hai? 'undercover' journalist ke 'disguise' mein terrorist se milne jata hai. Wah wah! Movie ka key plot element hai ek mole. Lekin twist - enemy ko mole ki need kyun thi? Nobody ko pata hai! Awesome! Aisi many things hain, lekin maine apna point already make kiya hai. Scriptwriters... kaun need karta hai unko?
Fourthly, screenplay. Dialogue, storyboard sab passé hai. Agar tumko story tell karni hai, toh hero mannequin se only narrate karwao. Uske JD mein waise bhi acting included nahi hai, at least awaz se apne buck ke liye bang recover karo! Oh, main forget kiya! Buck bhi to usi ka hai!
Fifthly, hindi films ka sabse weak point - hindi. is review ka inspiration I ko movie se hi get hua hai. Maine ye learn kiya, ki agar hindi mein anything likhna hai, to english mein think karo, english mein write karo, aur some words hindi mein translate karo. Ye hai way karne ka!
Bottomline, movie achhi movie ke jaisi only dikhni chahiye. Achhi movie banane ka koi need nahi hai. Jaise ki movie ka crucial plot point - ek mole - pehle hi audience ko reveal kar do, aur end mein dramatically re-reveal karo. Aur ab is review ka sabse bada secret batane ka time come kiya hai:
Is ke liye ruko...
Ye ek sarcastic review hai!!!!!!
